Q: What do you call an Abo in an orange VW?
A: A Jaffa.
Q: What do you call an Abo in a Rolls Royce?
A: A thief.
Q: What do you call an Abo in a suit?
A: The defendant.
Q: What do you call an Abo with a gun?
A: Sir.
Q: What do you call an Abo who does well in a an IQ test?"
A: A cheat.
Q: What do you call 50 Abos rolling down a hill?
A: An Abolanche.
Q: Did you hear about the two Abos who appeared on the TV show "That's Incredible"?
A: One didn't drink and the other had a job.
Q: What did Jesus say on the cross to the Abos?
A: "Don't do anything until I come back."
Q: What do you get if you cross a New Zealander with an Abo?
A: Someone who's too lazy to steal.
Q: What are the four most difficult years for an Abo?
A: Grade Six.
Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: An Aboriginal Land Rights protest march.
Q: What's black & brown, and looks good on an Abo?
A: A doberman.
Q: How do you stop an Abo from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: What do you do if you see an Abo drowning?
A: Throw him his wife and kids.
Q: What do you call it when a bus-load of Abos runs off the end of Darwin pier, and they all drown?
A: A good start.
Q: Why do Abos smell so awful?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: How do you kill an Abo?
A: While he's having a drink, slam the toilet lid down on his head.
Q: Why do Abos always hang around in groups?
A: So that they can form a dope ring.
Q: Why are Abos called "Boongs"?
A: Because that's the sound they make as they bounce off your truck's bull-bar.
Q: What's the difference between an accident scene where a truck has killed a kangaroo, and an accident scene where a truck has killed an Abo?
A: There's skid marks in front of the kangaroo.
Q: How many Abos does it take to eat a kangaroo?
A: Three. One to eat the kangaroo, and two to watch for trucks.
Q: What's transparent and lies in the gutter?
A: An Abo with the shit kicked out of him.
Q: What's the difference between a woman driving a Volvo, and a woman putting her hand down the front of an Abo man's trousers?
A: She feels more of a dick driving a Volvo.
Q: What's the difference between an Abo and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's an Aboriginal vibrator?
A: Eight blowflies in a sherry bottle.
Q: How do you get an Abo woman pregnant?
A: Just come in the gutter and let the blowflies do the rest.
Q: Why do Abo women eat with their legs open?
A: To keep the flies off their food.
Q: What's the difference between an Abo girl from Arnhem land, and rubbish in the street?
A: Sometimes rubbish gets picked up.
Q: What do you call a pretty girl in Arnhem Land?
A: A tourist.
A: A Jaffa.
Q: What do you call an Abo in a Rolls Royce?
A: A thief.
Q: What do you call an Abo in a suit?
A: The defendant.
Q: What do you call an Abo with a gun?
A: Sir.
Q: What do you call an Abo who does well in a an IQ test?"
A: A cheat.
Q: What do you call 50 Abos rolling down a hill?
A: An Abolanche.
Q: Did you hear about the two Abos who appeared on the TV show "That's Incredible"?
A: One didn't drink and the other had a job.
Q: What did Jesus say on the cross to the Abos?
A: "Don't do anything until I come back."
Q: What do you get if you cross a New Zealander with an Abo?
A: Someone who's too lazy to steal.
Q: What are the four most difficult years for an Abo?
A: Grade Six.
Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: An Aboriginal Land Rights protest march.
Q: What's black & brown, and looks good on an Abo?
A: A doberman.
Q: How do you stop an Abo from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: What do you do if you see an Abo drowning?
A: Throw him his wife and kids.
Q: What do you call it when a bus-load of Abos runs off the end of Darwin pier, and they all drown?
A: A good start.
Q: Why do Abos smell so awful?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: How do you kill an Abo?
A: While he's having a drink, slam the toilet lid down on his head.
Q: Why do Abos always hang around in groups?
A: So that they can form a dope ring.
Q: Why are Abos called "Boongs"?
A: Because that's the sound they make as they bounce off your truck's bull-bar.
Q: What's the difference between an accident scene where a truck has killed a kangaroo, and an accident scene where a truck has killed an Abo?
A: There's skid marks in front of the kangaroo.
Q: How many Abos does it take to eat a kangaroo?
A: Three. One to eat the kangaroo, and two to watch for trucks.
Q: What's transparent and lies in the gutter?
A: An Abo with the shit kicked out of him.
Q: What's the difference between a woman driving a Volvo, and a woman putting her hand down the front of an Abo man's trousers?
A: She feels more of a dick driving a Volvo.
Q: What's the difference between an Abo and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's an Aboriginal vibrator?
A: Eight blowflies in a sherry bottle.
Q: How do you get an Abo woman pregnant?
A: Just come in the gutter and let the blowflies do the rest.
Q: Why do Abo women eat with their legs open?
A: To keep the flies off their food.
Q: What's the difference between an Abo girl from Arnhem land, and rubbish in the street?
A: Sometimes rubbish gets picked up.
Q: What do you call a pretty girl in Arnhem Land?
A: A tourist.
