Three Tough Cowboys
There was these three tough cowboys sitting in a saloon feeling pretty thirsty. So the first tough cowboy goes up to the bar.
First tough Cowboy, "Three beers for three tough cowboys."
Barman, "So you think your tough do you."
The first tough cowboy doesn't say a word he takes off his glove and places his hand on the bar, gets out his colt 45. The barman jumps backwards. First tough cowboy, "Shoot my finger off." The barman grab the gun "bang" shoots his finger off. The first tough cowboy doesn't say a word just puts his glove on and stands at the bar.
Barman says, "Now that's the toughest thing I have seen today, here's your three beers."
The first tough cowboy grabs the beers and takes them to the table. They finsh them in one go. Then the second tough cowboy gets up and moves across to the bar.
Second tough cowboy, "Three beers for three tough cowboys."
Barman says, "So you think your tough do you."
The second tough cowboy doesn't say a word he takes off his boot and sock and places his foot up on the bar, gets out his silver colt 45 and places it on the bar. Second tough cowboy, "Shoot my toe off." "Bang" the barman shoots his toe off. The second tough cowboy doesn't say a word just puts his sock and boot back on without making a sound.
Barman says, "Now that is tough here's your three beers on the house."
The second tough cowboy takes them back to the table and they empty them in one go.
The third tough cowboy gets up and approaches the bar he walks up one hand on his hip and the other swing quiet outrageously.
"Three beers for three tough cowboys, pleeeasse"
"So you think your tough do you"
The third tough cowboy doesn't say a word just undoes his fly and flops his dick onto the bar. Shocked the barman cries, "You don't want me to shoot that off do you?"
"No just touch it a few times and it will shoot it's self off."
