An old Irish Army sergeant wasn't feeling very
well late one night, so he went to the doctor and had a check-up.
"When did you last have a drink?" the doctor asked him.
"1945," said the sergeant.
"That's a long time without a drink," said the doctor.
"It certainly is," said the sergeant. "It's nearly 2130 now."
"When did you last have a drink?" the doctor asked him.
"1945," said the sergeant.
"That's a long time without a drink," said the doctor.
"It certainly is," said the sergeant. "It's nearly 2130 now."
