Size of Dick
A young woman was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar, "Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed."
"Well, thank you, ma'am. It's 33 inches."
"Wow, around?"
"No, ma'am. Through."
"Well, then, sir. What about your waist?"
"It's 28 inches."
"Around?"
"No, ma'am. Through."
"Well, then. One last question. What about the size of your dick."
"You see, ma'am. It's 3 inches!"
"Wow," said the woman. "Through?!"
"Oh, no, Ma'am. From the floor!!!
