Q: Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A: Because you couldn't get that much shit into a shoe.
Q: Why do Italians wear hats?
A: To know which end to wipe.
Q: Did you hear about the Italian-American who emigrated to Poland?
A: He raised the IQ of both countries.
Q: What are the three occasions on which an Italian man visits his priest?
A: His first communion. When he gets married. Before his electrocution.
Q: What would your call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A speech impediment.
A: Because you couldn't get that much shit into a shoe.
Q: Why do Italians wear hats?
A: To know which end to wipe.
Q: Did you hear about the Italian-American who emigrated to Poland?
A: He raised the IQ of both countries.
Q: What are the three occasions on which an Italian man visits his priest?
A: His first communion. When he gets married. Before his electrocution.
Q: What would your call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A speech impediment.
