Q: What's six miles long and goes four miles per
hour?
A. A Mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
A: Oil of Ol'e.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
A: No idea; but it can sure pick lettuce.
Q: Why did God give Mexicans noses?
A: So they'd have something to pick in the off season.
A. A Mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
A: Oil of Ol'e.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
A: No idea; but it can sure pick lettuce.
Q: Why did God give Mexicans noses?
A: So they'd have something to pick in the off season.
