Q: Why do Niggers always have sex on the brain?
A: Because they've got pubic hair on their heads.
Q: How do you stop little Nigger kids from jumping up and down on your bed?
A: Put "Velcro" on your ceiling.
Q: Why did God give Niggers rhythm?
A: Compensation, because he fucked up their hair.
Q: What's another word for cocoon?
A: N-Nigger.
Q: What has six legs and goes "Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do"?
A: Three Blacks running for the lift.
Q: How do you shoot a Black man?
A: Aim for the radio (or "ghetto-blaster").
Q: How do you define "confusion"?
A: Father's Day in Harlem.
Q: What do you call a Black millionaire industrialist?
A: A tycoon.
Q: Why were so many Blacks killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the sergeant said "Git down", they all jumped up and started dancing.
Q: Why are the palms of Black people's hands white?
A: Because they were all leaned up against cop cars when God spray-painted.
Q: Why did God create the orgasm?
A: So that Niggers would know when to stop fucking.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Nigger with a gorilla?
A: A dumb gorilla.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Nigger with a monkey?
A: Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to fuck Niggers.
Q: What's the difference between Niggers and tyres?
A: Tyres don't sing when you put chains on them.
Q: Why do Niggers in Brixton have such small steering-wheels?
A: So that they can drive with their handcuffs on.
Q: What do you get if you cross Bo Derek with a Nigger?
A: 10 of spades.
Q: Why didn't the Black want to marry a Mexican?
A: He didn't want the kids to grow up too lazy to mug.
Q: What do you do if you see a drowning Nigger?
A: Throw him an anchor.
Q: How do you save a drowning Nigger?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning Nigger?
A: No?!?
Good!
Q: Why do Niggers smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: Why do Niggers carry shit in their wallets?
A: For identification.
Q: What does it say inside a Nigger's lips?
A: "Inflate to twenty pounds".
Q: Why don't Niggers drive convertibles?
A: Their lips would slap them to death in the wind.
Q: Why do Blacks wear wide-brimmed hats?
A: To stop birds from shitting on their lips.
Q: How many Blacks does it take to pave a driveway?
A: It depends on how thin you slice them.
Q: What do you have when you're up to your ankles in Niggers?
A: Afro turf.
Q: What's the brown stuff between elephants' toes?
A: Slow natives.
Q: Why do Blacks wear platform shoes?
A: To stop their knuckles from dragging on the ground.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson use so much make-up?
A: For cosmetic purposes (he thinks he has an ugly black head).
Q: What are the three greatest lies?
A: 1) I'm from the government, I'm here to help you.
2) The cheque is in the mail.
3) Black is beautiful.
Q: How can you tell if a black man is well hung ?
A: He stops kicking...
Q: What does B FI stand for on a dumpster ?
A: Black family inside.
Q: Why don't you run over a black guys bike?
A: Because it might be yours!
Q: What did God say when another black baby was born?
A: OPPS! Burnt another one.
Q: What does NBA mean ?
A: Nothing but Africans.
Q: What do you call a 100 year old black man in a barn ?
A: Antique farming equipment.
A Black yuppie decides to do a bit of hang-gliding. He drives out to the country, takes his hang-glider, and proceeds to float off high over the woods.
Two old White farmers, Rosco and J.T., had picked the same day to do a little hunting.
Rosco looks up and says to J.T., "Shit! Dat's de biggest goddam bird I eva seen!".
"Let's get him" says J.T.
They fire off several shots, but the glider floats off serenely over the trees and out of sight.
"Hell, Rosco," says J.T., "I b'lieve we winged dat bird".
"Shit, I know we winged him," says Rosco "Did you see how fast he dropped dat Nigger?".
A truckie was driving a shipment of bowling balls through a town in the deep South when, to his horror, the tail-gate came loose and hundreds of black bowling balls went rolling out across the main road.
Within minutes, dozens of townsfolk came rushing out and began smashing the bowling balls into little pieces with axes, sledge-hammers, and anything heavy that came to hand.
The truckie runs up to them, screaming out "What are you doing? Why are smashing them?".
One of the townsfolk yells back "We gotta kill the Niggers before they hatch!"
This Black guy walks into a pub with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow!" says the barman, "That really is something. Where'd you get it?".
"Africa" says the parrot.
A Black man is about to walk into a polling booth in Lynchville, Mississippi, when he's stopped by the local Sheriff.
"Hey, boy," says the Sheriff, "the law says you can't vote in this county unless you can read".
"Ah can read" says the black man.
"Oh, yeah?" says the Sheriff, taking from his back pocket a copy of the Hebrew Daily News, "Well, can you read the headline of this here paper?"
"Ah sure can" says the Black man, "It says `NO NIGGERS VOTING IN THIS TOWN TODAY'".
How do we know that God is White?
Because in the Bible, he says "I AM WHO I AM".
If he was a Nigger, he would've said "I IS WHO I IS".
A White student is telling his friends how he had beaten-off three Black muggers the night before.
Black student, overhearing the conversation, says "Yo, you're full of shit, man!"
"Yeah?", says the White student, "And what colour is shit?"
Two cannibals are having dinner together. The guest says to his host, "Your wife sure makes a great meal."
"Yeah, but I'm going to miss her" his friend replies.
A little, short man about 5 foot 5inches walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer.
The bar tender looks and him and says, "Hey man, you better get out of here with that shirt on."
The man replies "Why?"
The bar tender says well first off it says "I HATE NIGGERS". And secondly it's about 10 minutes from now a lot of them come in here from work.
The man insists he will be fine. He proceeds to finish his beer, and orders another one.
Well right as he is doing so, three blacks walk in and sit down next to him.
They order some drinks, and then notice the man's shirt.
The first black guy turns to the white man and says what does your shirt say?"
The white man turns to the bar tender and says, "The first thing I hate about black guys is they can't read."
The second black guy turns to him and says, "What did you say"?
The white man again turns to the bar tender and says, "the second thing I hate about black guys is that they can't hear."
The third black guy (a huge black guy, 6ft 9in, arms the size of dumbbells, really mean looking) turns to the white man and says,
"Would you like to take this outside?"
The white man agrees to take it outside.
10 minutes later he returns and sits back down, orders another beer, and says to the bar tender
" The third thing I hate about black guys is that they always bring a knife to a gun fight"
A: Because they've got pubic hair on their heads.
Q: How do you stop little Nigger kids from jumping up and down on your bed?
A: Put "Velcro" on your ceiling.
Q: Why did God give Niggers rhythm?
A: Compensation, because he fucked up their hair.
Q: What's another word for cocoon?
A: N-Nigger.
Q: What has six legs and goes "Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do"?
A: Three Blacks running for the lift.
Q: How do you shoot a Black man?
A: Aim for the radio (or "ghetto-blaster").
Q: How do you define "confusion"?
A: Father's Day in Harlem.
Q: What do you call a Black millionaire industrialist?
A: A tycoon.
Q: Why were so many Blacks killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the sergeant said "Git down", they all jumped up and started dancing.
Q: Why are the palms of Black people's hands white?
A: Because they were all leaned up against cop cars when God spray-painted.
Q: Why did God create the orgasm?
A: So that Niggers would know when to stop fucking.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Nigger with a gorilla?
A: A dumb gorilla.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Nigger with a monkey?
A: Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to fuck Niggers.
Q: What's the difference between Niggers and tyres?
A: Tyres don't sing when you put chains on them.
Q: Why do Niggers in Brixton have such small steering-wheels?
A: So that they can drive with their handcuffs on.
Q: What do you get if you cross Bo Derek with a Nigger?
A: 10 of spades.
Q: Why didn't the Black want to marry a Mexican?
A: He didn't want the kids to grow up too lazy to mug.
Q: What do you do if you see a drowning Nigger?
A: Throw him an anchor.
Q: How do you save a drowning Nigger?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning Nigger?
A: No?!?
Good!
Q: Why do Niggers smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: Why do Niggers carry shit in their wallets?
A: For identification.
Q: What does it say inside a Nigger's lips?
A: "Inflate to twenty pounds".
Q: Why don't Niggers drive convertibles?
A: Their lips would slap them to death in the wind.
Q: Why do Blacks wear wide-brimmed hats?
A: To stop birds from shitting on their lips.
Q: How many Blacks does it take to pave a driveway?
A: It depends on how thin you slice them.
Q: What do you have when you're up to your ankles in Niggers?
A: Afro turf.
Q: What's the brown stuff between elephants' toes?
A: Slow natives.
Q: Why do Blacks wear platform shoes?
A: To stop their knuckles from dragging on the ground.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson use so much make-up?
A: For cosmetic purposes (he thinks he has an ugly black head).
Q: What are the three greatest lies?
A: 1) I'm from the government, I'm here to help you.
2) The cheque is in the mail.
3) Black is beautiful.
Q: How can you tell if a black man is well hung ?
A: He stops kicking...
Q: What does B FI stand for on a dumpster ?
A: Black family inside.
Q: Why don't you run over a black guys bike?
A: Because it might be yours!
Q: What did God say when another black baby was born?
A: OPPS! Burnt another one.
Q: What does NBA mean ?
A: Nothing but Africans.
Q: What do you call a 100 year old black man in a barn ?
A: Antique farming equipment.
A Black yuppie decides to do a bit of hang-gliding. He drives out to the country, takes his hang-glider, and proceeds to float off high over the woods.
Two old White farmers, Rosco and J.T., had picked the same day to do a little hunting.
Rosco looks up and says to J.T., "Shit! Dat's de biggest goddam bird I eva seen!".
"Let's get him" says J.T.
They fire off several shots, but the glider floats off serenely over the trees and out of sight.
"Hell, Rosco," says J.T., "I b'lieve we winged dat bird".
"Shit, I know we winged him," says Rosco "Did you see how fast he dropped dat Nigger?".
A truckie was driving a shipment of bowling balls through a town in the deep South when, to his horror, the tail-gate came loose and hundreds of black bowling balls went rolling out across the main road.
Within minutes, dozens of townsfolk came rushing out and began smashing the bowling balls into little pieces with axes, sledge-hammers, and anything heavy that came to hand.
The truckie runs up to them, screaming out "What are you doing? Why are smashing them?".
One of the townsfolk yells back "We gotta kill the Niggers before they hatch!"
This Black guy walks into a pub with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow!" says the barman, "That really is something. Where'd you get it?".
"Africa" says the parrot.
A Black man is about to walk into a polling booth in Lynchville, Mississippi, when he's stopped by the local Sheriff.
"Hey, boy," says the Sheriff, "the law says you can't vote in this county unless you can read".
"Ah can read" says the black man.
"Oh, yeah?" says the Sheriff, taking from his back pocket a copy of the Hebrew Daily News, "Well, can you read the headline of this here paper?"
"Ah sure can" says the Black man, "It says `NO NIGGERS VOTING IN THIS TOWN TODAY'".
How do we know that God is White?
Because in the Bible, he says "I AM WHO I AM".
If he was a Nigger, he would've said "I IS WHO I IS".
A White student is telling his friends how he had beaten-off three Black muggers the night before.
Black student, overhearing the conversation, says "Yo, you're full of shit, man!"
"Yeah?", says the White student, "And what colour is shit?"
Two cannibals are having dinner together. The guest says to his host, "Your wife sure makes a great meal."
"Yeah, but I'm going to miss her" his friend replies.
A little, short man about 5 foot 5inches walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer.
The bar tender looks and him and says, "Hey man, you better get out of here with that shirt on."
The man replies "Why?"
The bar tender says well first off it says "I HATE NIGGERS". And secondly it's about 10 minutes from now a lot of them come in here from work.
The man insists he will be fine. He proceeds to finish his beer, and orders another one.
Well right as he is doing so, three blacks walk in and sit down next to him.
They order some drinks, and then notice the man's shirt.
The first black guy turns to the white man and says what does your shirt say?"
The white man turns to the bar tender and says, "The first thing I hate about black guys is they can't read."
The second black guy turns to him and says, "What did you say"?
The white man again turns to the bar tender and says, "the second thing I hate about black guys is that they can't hear."
The third black guy (a huge black guy, 6ft 9in, arms the size of dumbbells, really mean looking) turns to the white man and says,
"Would you like to take this outside?"
The white man agrees to take it outside.
10 minutes later he returns and sits back down, orders another beer, and says to the bar tender
" The third thing I hate about black guys is that they always bring a knife to a gun fight"
