Singing in the shower
Having lunch one day, a sex therapist says to her friend, “According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of women masturbate in the shower and only ten percent sing.”
“Really” says the friend. “And do you know what song they sing?”
The therapist replies, “I didn't know.”
“Hum, I thought so.” Says the friend.
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck!
Thoughts for the day
• Indecision is the key to flexibility.
• Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
• Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
• EROTIC is when you may use a feather to tickle and arouse your lover.
PERVERTED is when you use the whole chicken
• Two blondes walked into a building… you’d have thought at least one of them would have seen it!
Having lunch one day, a sex therapist says to her friend, “According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of women masturbate in the shower and only ten percent sing.”
“Really” says the friend. “And do you know what song they sing?”
The therapist replies, “I didn't know.”
“Hum, I thought so.” Says the friend.
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck!
Thoughts for the day
• Indecision is the key to flexibility.
• Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
• Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
• EROTIC is when you may use a feather to tickle and arouse your lover.
PERVERTED is when you use the whole chicken
• Two blondes walked into a building… you’d have thought at least one of them would have seen it!
