Reloading
A bachelor finally gets this date with a well-endowed (but, needless to say, not too bright) blonde, and figures he'll get some action that night. So he decides to go up on the top of his apartment building and strip naked to get a tan. Well, unfortunately, he burns his cock by staying out too long. So he thinks he can put on some lotion and be alright for the night.
Well, that night he is sitting on his couch with the blonde when he gets an itching sensation. He can't take it anymore so he excuses himself and walks into the kitchen and pours a glass of milk and places his dick in it.
The blonde walks in a second later and says stunned, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
