Toasties
A Rabbit walks into a cafe and orders a toasted cheese sandwich.
As soon as it arrives he gobbles it down in a rush.
Next he then orders a toasted ham sandwich, again as soon as it arrives he gobbles it down.
After a few minutes the rabbit starts to look green, so the Waitress asks him, “Are you unwell?”
“Yes” replies the rabbit, “I thinks it's - Mixing me toasties!”
Q: What's the definition of a will?
A: You should know this! It’s a dead giveaway.
Q: What does a poet do when he’s walking backwards?
A: He writes inverse.
Q: Who wrote the health warning on a caviar jar?
A: The Sturgeon General.
A Rabbit walks into a cafe and orders a toasted cheese sandwich.
As soon as it arrives he gobbles it down in a rush.
Next he then orders a toasted ham sandwich, again as soon as it arrives he gobbles it down.
After a few minutes the rabbit starts to look green, so the Waitress asks him, “Are you unwell?”
“Yes” replies the rabbit, “I thinks it's - Mixing me toasties!”
Q: What's the definition of a will?
A: You should know this! It’s a dead giveaway.
Q: What does a poet do when he’s walking backwards?
A: He writes inverse.
Q: Who wrote the health warning on a caviar jar?
A: The Sturgeon General.
