Q: How did God make Puerto Ricans?
A: He sandblasted Niggers.
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have chequebooks?
A: Because it's hard to sign your name with spray paint.
Q: How many people does it take to bury a Puerto Rican?
A: Five. One to lower the Puerto Rican, and four to lower the radio.
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?
A: A speck.
Q: Why aren`t there any Puerto Ricans on Star trek?
A: Because they are not going to work in the future either.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Puerto Rican?
A: A superintendent who thinks he owns the building.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Chinaman?
A: A car thief who can't drive.
Q: How do you fit forty-seven Puerto Ricans in a Volkswagen?
A: Use a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
Q: Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?
A: Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.
An Italian, an Irishman, and a Puerto Rican jump off the Empire State Building. Who lands first?
The Italian; because the Irishman stops to ask directions, and the Puerto Rican stops to spray paint on the walls.
An Italian, an Irishman, and a Puerto Rican jump off the Empire State Building. Who lands first?
"Who cares?"
The English teacher in a school in Spanish Harlem decided it was time for the weekly vocabulary lesson.
"What's the difference between select and choose... Ramone?" she asked.
"Select is when you pick something," he answered, "and choose are what Puerto Ricans wear on their feet."
A: He sandblasted Niggers.
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have chequebooks?
A: Because it's hard to sign your name with spray paint.
Q: How many people does it take to bury a Puerto Rican?
A: Five. One to lower the Puerto Rican, and four to lower the radio.
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?
A: A speck.
Q: Why aren`t there any Puerto Ricans on Star trek?
A: Because they are not going to work in the future either.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Puerto Rican?
A: A superintendent who thinks he owns the building.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Chinaman?
A: A car thief who can't drive.
Q: How do you fit forty-seven Puerto Ricans in a Volkswagen?
A: Use a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
Q: Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?
A: Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.
An Italian, an Irishman, and a Puerto Rican jump off the Empire State Building. Who lands first?
The Italian; because the Irishman stops to ask directions, and the Puerto Rican stops to spray paint on the walls.
An Italian, an Irishman, and a Puerto Rican jump off the Empire State Building. Who lands first?
"Who cares?"
The English teacher in a school in Spanish Harlem decided it was time for the weekly vocabulary lesson.
"What's the difference between select and choose... Ramone?" she asked.
"Select is when you pick something," he answered, "and choose are what Puerto Ricans wear on their feet."
