Two Abos appear at the Pearly Gates, asking to
be let in. Saint Peter says "No way, we don't let Abos in here". The
Abos plead, telling him how they've been good Christians all their lives, and
deserve to go to heaven. So, Saint Peter tells them he'll check with God, and
off he goes to see Him.
God thinks it over for a while and then says "Well, we don't really want any Abos in here, but the rules say that we've got to admit them if they've been good Christians, so you'd better let them in".
Peter goes off, then comes running back 2 minutes later: "God, God, they've gone, they've gone!".
"What? The Abos have gone?".
"No, the Pearly Gates!!!"
God thinks it over for a while and then says "Well, we don't really want any Abos in here, but the rules say that we've got to admit them if they've been good Christians, so you'd better let them in".
Peter goes off, then comes running back 2 minutes later: "God, God, they've gone, they've gone!".
"What? The Abos have gone?".
"No, the Pearly Gates!!!"
