Just after the Six Day War between Israel and
Egypt, a TV reporter had an interview with the Israeli general, Moshe Dayan.
Reporter: "Tell me, general, how did the Israelis finish the war in only six days?"
"Well, we only had the tanks on a week's approval!"
Priest is sitting in his confessional, hears an old man's voice on the other side of the screen. Old man says, "Father, I'm seventy-nine years old, I've been married to the same woman for fifty years, always faithful. Then yesterday I made mad, passionate love with a pair of eighteen-year-old twins".
Priest asks, "When was the last time you went to confession?"
Old man says, "Never - I'm Jewish".
Priest is puzzled. "Then why did you come here today to tell me this?"
Old man says, "Oy, I'm telling everybody!".
Reporter: "Tell me, general, how did the Israelis finish the war in only six days?"
"Well, we only had the tanks on a week's approval!"
Priest is sitting in his confessional, hears an old man's voice on the other side of the screen. Old man says, "Father, I'm seventy-nine years old, I've been married to the same woman for fifty years, always faithful. Then yesterday I made mad, passionate love with a pair of eighteen-year-old twins".
Priest asks, "When was the last time you went to confession?"
Old man says, "Never - I'm Jewish".
Priest is puzzled. "Then why did you come here today to tell me this?"
Old man says, "Oy, I'm telling everybody!".
