An American, an Australian, a Englishman and a
Jew are all in a plane that's about to crash. "Let's make a pact,"
they say, "Whoever survives will put $200 in the others' graves to speed
them on their way to the next world, and to thank God for surviving".
The plane crashes and the Englishman is killed. The others go to his funeral; and, as agreed, the American puts $200 in notes into the Englishman's grave. The Australian also solemnly contributes his $200. The Jew writes out a cheque for $600 to the Englishman, puts it in the grave, and takes the $400 change.
The plane crashes and the Englishman is killed. The others go to his funeral; and, as agreed, the American puts $200 in notes into the Englishman's grave. The Australian also solemnly contributes his $200. The Jew writes out a cheque for $600 to the Englishman, puts it in the grave, and takes the $400 change.
