Why did God give the Jews two stone
tablets of Biblical Commandments?
Well, first of all, God had offered His Commandments to the Germans. "Impossible!" they replied, "What's this stuff about thou shalt not kill? It's natural to kill". And so they refused them.
So then God offered them to the French. "What's this rubbish about thou shalt not commit adultery?" they exclaimed, "It's in our blood! It's part of our way of life!". And so they refused them too.
So eventually God offered them to the Jews. "How much are they?" asked the Jews. "They're free" came the reply. "In that case, we'll take two!"
Well, first of all, God had offered His Commandments to the Germans. "Impossible!" they replied, "What's this stuff about thou shalt not kill? It's natural to kill". And so they refused them.
So then God offered them to the French. "What's this rubbish about thou shalt not commit adultery?" they exclaimed, "It's in our blood! It's part of our way of life!". And so they refused them too.
So eventually God offered them to the Jews. "How much are they?" asked the Jews. "They're free" came the reply. "In that case, we'll take two!"
