Two brothers, both Scots, named Jock and Sandy,
go into business together. At the end of the first year they try to balance
their account books, but were $9.50 short. They tried again and again, but no
matter which way they tried to do it, they always came out $9.50 short.
"Tell me the truth, Sandy," asked Jock, "Are you keeping a woman on the side?"
"Tell me the truth, Sandy," asked Jock, "Are you keeping a woman on the side?"
