Q: How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose
his hand?
A: Pulling out the plug.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: How do you brainwash an Irishman?
A: Give him an enema.
Q: Why did the Irishman refuse to be a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Because he didn't see the accident.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Saint Patrick's Day Parade.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with a university degree?
A: A liar.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman happy in his old age?
A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Give him a card with "PTO" on both sides.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Q: Did you hear about the Irish lesbian?
A: She likes men.
A: Pulling out the plug.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: How do you brainwash an Irishman?
A: Give him an enema.
Q: Why did the Irishman refuse to be a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Because he didn't see the accident.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Saint Patrick's Day Parade.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with a university degree?
A: A liar.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman happy in his old age?
A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Give him a card with "PTO" on both sides.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Q: Did you hear about the Irish lesbian?
A: She likes men.
