Q: Why do JAPs wear bikinis?
A: To separate the meat from the fish.
Q: How many JAPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call Daddy, and one to get out the Diet Pepsi.
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "None, dahling, I'll sit in the dark..."
A: To separate the meat from the fish.
Q: How many JAPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call Daddy, and one to get out the Diet Pepsi.
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "None, dahling, I'll sit in the dark..."
