Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a
patient six months to live?
When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days."
"Force yourself" she replied.
Q: How do you say "fuck you" in Jewish?
A: "Trust me!"
When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days."
"Force yourself" she replied.
Q: How do you say "fuck you" in Jewish?
A: "Trust me!"
