A Jew and a Chinaman were in a pub together. The
Jew brought up the subject of Pearl Harbor, reprimanding the Chinaman for the
disgraceful role his countrymen had played. The Chinaman protested vehemently,
pointing out that the raid had been made by the Japanese, and that China was in
no way to blame.
"Japanese, Chinese, they're all the same to me " retorted the Jew.
Pretty soon the Chinese fellow started talking about the tragic sinking of the Titanic, asking the Jewish guy if he didn't feel some degree of personal responsibility about it.
"Hey, wait a minute!" protested the Jew: "The Jews didn't have anything to do with the sinking of the Titanic - it was sunk by an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg," said the Chinaman, "they're all the same to me."
"Japanese, Chinese, they're all the same to me " retorted the Jew.
Pretty soon the Chinese fellow started talking about the tragic sinking of the Titanic, asking the Jewish guy if he didn't feel some degree of personal responsibility about it.
"Hey, wait a minute!" protested the Jew: "The Jews didn't have anything to do with the sinking of the Titanic - it was sunk by an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg," said the Chinaman, "they're all the same to me."
