Equal Opportunity Bar
A man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm. He sits down on a stool and puts the alligator on the bar. After calling the bartender over he asks, " Do you serve niggers here?".
The bartender replies," Yes we do. This is an equal opportunity bar and I wish you wouldn't use that term"
To which the patron replies, "Good. I'll have a beer and my alligator here will have a nigger."
