Redneck
Did you hear about the new 3 Million Dollar
Redneck State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
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Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead
deer back to their pickemup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along
too. "Hey," says the lone hunter, "I don't want to tell you how to do
something... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in
the opposite direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the
lone hunter left, the two rednecks decided to give it a try. A little while
later one says to the other, "Ya know, that guy was right. This is a lot
easier!" "Yep," the other added, "but we're gittin' further away from the
truck...."
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars
approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pickup truck with the gun
rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: What do you get when you have 32 Rednecks
in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West
Virginia?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in
Arkansas burned down?
A: Yep. Pert'near took out the whole trailer
park.
