Small Organ
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and after a few drinks they went home together.
After some more drinking and talking, they got undressed and climbed into bed.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing.
The fellow asked her, "What's so funny?"
"Your organ," she laughed, "It's a bit on the small side!"
He shot back acidly, "Well, it's not used to playing in cathedrals."
