Clinton dies and goes to hell...
The Devil being amused by Clinton and all he's done up here, decides to give
him a break.
"Just for you, cuz I've had so much pleasure in watching all your wrong
doings. I am going to let you decide where you would like to spend your eternal
life, you'll have a choice of three doors to peek in to, what ever door you
chose, that will be your 'new home' FOREVER.
Clinton thanks the Devil for his kindness and the proceed down the hall until
they come upon the first door.
They peek in... Charles Manson is tied to a stake burning to death. "N..N..
No way" says Clinton.
They approach the second door. Clinton's lawyer is tied up ready to be drawn
and quartered, "Bastard" says Clinton "He deserves it... but this is still not
for me" "Ok" says the Devil.
They finally reach the third door, the Devil opens it, much to Clinton's
surprise he sees Ken Starr shackled to the wall and Monica is kneeling down in
front of him doing what she does best. "Ohhh hellllll...... yes!!!!!" says
Clinton "This is definitely where I want to be!!!"
"Are you absolutely sure?" asks the Devil, "Once you go through there's no
turning back". "I am sure?" replies Clinton. "Well... of course I'm sure... in
fact I'm looking forward to it... you know you're not such a bad guy after all",
says Clinton beaming with pleasure, patting the Devil on the back.
So they proceed through the door, Clinton starts to unbutton his pants, the
Devil walks over to Monica and kicks her to one side. "Get up" he commands "Your
replacement is here!!"
