Never Had Sex
Three ladies decide they are going commit suicide by jumping of the Empire State Building. The first one jumps because she has no money and can no longer live a life of poverty and hardship, and it takes the police 1 week to clean her off the sidewalk.
The second one jumps because all of her family members have died and she can't bear to live alone, and it takes the police 2 weeks to clean her of the sidewalk.
The third one jumps because she's never had sex, no matter how hard she tries no man wants to sleep with her, so she jumps. On the way down she hits a light post and it takes the police 3 weeks to wipe the smile off her face.
