Everything's Big
There was this cowboy from Texas who decided to do a little traveling and
when he got as far north as Kansas City he was feeling pretty horny so decided
to stay a while.
That evening he hailed a cab and asked the cabbie about houses of ill repute,
so the cabbie took him to one that he knew well.
After choosing a suitable looking gal they went upstairs and on the way the
girl commented on how tall the man was. The cowboy said everything from Texas
was big. After getting undressed and the girl had taken a good look she said I
can see what you mean about everything from Texas being big.
"Yes ma'am" said the cowboy, " I mean everything."
After they had finished their business and were getting dressed the cowboy
asked, "By the way ma'am, what part of Texas are you from?"
