White and a Black Man in Hell
A white and a black man were sent to hell for sinful lives. When they got there, they stood in front of the devil and awaited punishment.
The white man came forward first. The devil told him to drop his pants, and he did. Then the devil grabbed hold of his penis and it slowly and painfully melted away.
With the white man laying on the ground in pain the black man stepped forward. The devil told him to drop his pants, and, with a smirk on his face he did.
Then the devil grabbed a hold of his penis... nothing happened, and the black man begun to laugh.
The bewildered devil asked the man what was so funny.
The black man replied, "Chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hands."
