Indian Headdress
A female reporter was doing a documentry on American Indians, when the question arose "Why they had so many feathers in their headdress?"
Reporter (asking one brave) "Why do you have one feather in your headdress?"
Brave: "Me have one squaw."
The reporter figures that this did not have everything to do with it.
Reporter: (to another brave) "Why do you have four feathers in your headdress?"
Brave: "Me have four squaws."
Report says to herself "I KNOW that can't have everything to do with it". So she goes to Big Chief.
Reporter: "Big Chief, Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?"
Big Chief: "Me Big Chief, me fuck em all, fat, skinny, tall. Me Big Chief, me fuck em all.
Reporter: "You should be hung!"
Big Chief: "Me is hung like the buffalo."
Reporter: "Why so hostile?"
Big Chief: "Hostile, doggy style, kitty style me Big Chief me fuck em all!"
Reporter: "Oh Dear!"
Big Chief: "No deer, asshole too tight, runs too fast!!"
