Accused of Theft
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client 
to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows 
his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you 
speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
