Wrong Grip
A family was supposed to stay the night at a hotel, but there was a screw-up
with the rooms, so grandpa had to sleep in the same bed as the 15-year old
grandson.
In the middle of the night grandpa woke up and shouted, "Quick! Get me a
woman...FAST!!"
The grandson moaned "Please, grandpa, calm down. First, it's three o'clock in
the morning, and you'll never find a woman at this hour. Second, you're 82 years
old. And third, it's my dick you're holding."
