Austerity


One day, the boss tells a businessman that he's going to have to cut his salary by 35%.
So, that night, after dinner, he sat down with his wife to discuss ways they could save money.
The husband said, "I have an idea. If you could learn how to cook, we could fire the cook."
His wife replied "Fine. And if you could learn how to fuck, we could fire the gardener".

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