A man has a daughter of whom he is very proud. She is 18, slim, pretty, well-spoken, intelligent and (as far as he knows) has never had any kind of sexual intimacy with any male. Unfortunately she does have a minor heart condition, and he worries about her falling ill.
Imagine his horror when one day she announces that she is bringing her boyfriend home for tea - and worse, that she wants to get engaged to him.
The day comes, and the boyfriend turns up. He has long tangled hair, several tattoos, a sleeveless Denim jacket and dirty jeans with holes in. He sits on the living room floor, chewing gum and sniffing loudly. Father is not impressed, but tries his best to engage the lad in conversation. However, the boy is not the chatty type and seems rather bored by the whole thing.
Eventually, the girl and her mother leave the room and it's time for a bit of "man-to-man" stuff.
"Er, I understand you wish to marry my daughter," says the father.
"Yeah, sort of," replies the boyfriend.
"Do you have a job?"
"Nope."
"Are you looking for one?"
"Nope."
At this point, father becomes desperate to find an excuse to get rid of the young man and put him off marrying his daughter.
"Er, I don't know if you realise that my daughter has acute angina?" says the father.
"Yeah, lovely, isn't it, and her tits aren't too bad either."
