Penis on the Board
There is a teacher, teaching sex ed to a bunch of 5th graders.
She walks to the chalkboard and draws a huge penis on the board!
She turns to the class and simply asked the class, "Class, does and one know what that is?"
The class sits silently for a second or two then little Johnny stands from the back!
He yells, "I know what that is! It's a PENIS! I know cause my dad's got two!"
"The small one he pee's from, the big one he brushes the babysitters teeth with!"
