A man takes his elderly father to a rest home.
The first night, one of the nurses walks into his room, sees he has an erection, whips off her panties and jumps on top.
The son calls up a few days later, and the old man says, "This place is terrific. A nurse saw me aroused and made love to me."
The next day the guy trips and falls. One of the male nurses sees him lying there with his hospital gown hiked up, yanks out his crank, and fucks him in the ass.
A few days later when the son calls to talk to him, he tells him his new story.
Then he says, "So you've got to get me out of here. I only get a hard on once a year, but I fall down all the time."
