The
weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby
lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So
he undressed and got into the water.
After some
delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore
in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying
in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed
with relief.
The ladies
got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of
the ladies said: 'You know , I have a special gift, I can read minds.'
'Impossible,'
said the embarrassed man, 'You really know what I think?'
'Yes', the
lady replied, 'Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you're holding has a
bottom.'
