Grab the chance to work in Davao p5000/day ang sweldo at may lifetime insurance benefit pa. Ang trabaho? Taga salo ng DURIAN!
When Ninoy died they gave him a monument & it says there "Ninoy di ka nag-iisa"
When Erap dies they'll give him also a monument w/ a saying "Erap di ka nag-iisip".
Erap orders a pizza:
Waiter: sir do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 or 8?
Erap: 4 na lang, baka di ko maubos pag 8.
Q: What does an American say when he farts?
A: Excuse me
q: British?
A: Pardon me.
Q: Pinoy?
A: Not me!!
A: Excuse me
q: British?
A: Pardon me.
Q: Pinoy?
A: Not me!!
Ever wonder kung ano ang ginagawa ng kalaban ni Voltes V habang sila'y nag-bo-Volt-in?
Sagot: napapasayaw sa ganda ng background music.
Ikaw kabaguio-Baguio mo pa lang dito
andami mong Caloocan
kung Dagupan kaya kita jan
eh nagkanda-iIoilo ka
tingnan mo nga 'yang shorts mo Navotas na
andami mong Caloocan
kung Dagupan kaya kita jan
eh nagkanda-iIoilo ka
tingnan mo nga 'yang shorts mo Navotas na
Press: Mr. Pres., What can you say about the violence here in the Phils?
Erap: I didn't even know how to play guitar...violence pa!
Anong sinasabi ng magaling na secretary sa boss niya?
A: "Magandang umaga Sir!"
Mas magaling na secretary?: "Umaga na Sir!"
Pinakamagaling na secretary?: "Maga na Sir!!!!"
A: "Magandang umaga Sir!"
Mas magaling na secretary?: "Umaga na Sir!"
Pinakamagaling na secretary?: "Maga na Sir!!!!"
Alam mo ba na ang pelikulang "Mulan" eh 5 part series?
Part 1: "Mambon"
part 2: "Mulog"
part 3: "Midlat"
part 4: "Mulan"
coming soon pa ang part 5: "Maraw" na!
part 2: "Mulog"
part 3: "Midlat"
part 4: "Mulan"
coming soon pa ang part 5: "Maraw" na!
