Q: Is Winnie the Pooh a girl or a boy?
A: A girl kase kung boy eh di sana Winnie The Ti!
Q: Ano ang pagkakaiba ng ulap sa panty?
A: Pag hinawi mo ang ulap, ulap pa rin. Pag hinawi mo ang panty....WOW Heaven!!!!
A: Pag hinawi mo ang ulap, ulap pa rin. Pag hinawi mo ang panty....WOW Heaven!!!!
Q: Ano ang pagkakaiba ng talong sa kalabasa?
A: Ang kalabasa pampalinaw ng mata, ang talong pampatirik ng mata!
A: Ang kalabasa pampalinaw ng mata, ang talong pampatirik ng mata!
A girl from an exclusive school was asked;
Q: What is the difference between a penis and a kamote?
A: Yuck!!! I don't eat kamote!
Q: What is the difference between a penis and a kamote?
A: Yuck!!! I don't eat kamote!
2 Langaws on a piece of shit....
Langaw 1: Pare nauutot ako.
Langaw 2: Pare wala namang ganyanan, kumakain tayo!!!
Langaw 1: Pare nauutot ako.
Langaw 2: Pare wala namang ganyanan, kumakain tayo!!!
Grabe talaga ang mga bisaya, mahirap intindihin...sa kanila
ang malambot SUP, ang sabaw - SUP, ang sabon - SUP pa din!!!
ang malambot SUP, ang sabaw - SUP, ang sabon - SUP pa din!!!
Q: Why is breastmilk still best for babies?
A: It's fresh, contains antibodies for protection against infections besides,it comes in a very attractive container!
A: It's fresh, contains antibodies for protection against infections besides,it comes in a very attractive container!
Q: How much calcium is in a woman's breast?
A: Enough to make a bone grow big and hard.
A: Enough to make a bone grow big and hard.
