'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.
Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment it must Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all and have a hell of a night!!!
