With his balls nearly on fire, a horny rat was tearing down the jungle path. Spying a parrot up in a tree, he screeched to a halt and propositioned the bird.
No go.
In growing desperation, the rat took off once more and shortly thereafter noticed a monkey swinging through some vines up ahead. But the monkey, too, turned him down cold.
With his aching balls now nearly dragging on the ground, the rat resumed his feverish search for something to put it to. At length he saw an elephant browsing beside the trail. Racing up to her, he panted, "Hey, moma, want to get it rough and hard?"
The elephant looked him over, sorta smiled, and replied, "What the hell. Hop on and show me your best stuff." So the rat jumped up on her and started going at it.
Just as he was really hitting his stride, a coconut fell from the tree over head and struck the elephant right between the eyes. "Ouch!" she yelled.
The rat paused in mid-stroke and said triumphantly, "Suffer, bitch! Suffer!"
