There was an English, an American, and an Aussie. One day they were discussing how easily they can get their missus' horny. So the Englishman says "All I have to do is rub my missus' nipples and she lifts a foot off the bed".
The American laughs and says "Yeah, well all I have to do is slip the tongue in and my missus lifts two feet off the bed".
By now the Aussie is pissin' himself laughin' and comes out with "Yeah, that's nothin' either. All I do is wipe my cock on the curtain and my missus hits the roof!"
