One
day a young woman walks into the church and proceeds to go into confession.
"Father....
if I should ever see a mans penis.... what should I do?"
"Well
my child you should wash your eyes out with holy water" the priest
replies.
"Well.............what
if I..... touch a mans penis?" the woman asks?
"Then
you should wash your hands with holy water as well" he answers.
About
two weeks later, the young lady is in the church and she is washing her eyes
and hands with the holy water.
Just
then the priest walks in, sees her and says; "Excuse me Miss.... I think I
need to brush my teeth."
