A Redneck couple was in bed on their wedding night, and were about to consummate their marriage.
The wife stops the husband, saying "Be gentle. I'm still a virgin."
The man is astounded. He has never been with a virgin before. He decides to call his father for advice.
"Dad," says the newly-married young man. "My new wife is a virgin! What do I do?"
"Better come on home, son," replies his father. "If she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for ours."
