A
young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to entertain at a bar in
Texas.
He's
going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the
audience stands up and says "I've heard just about enough of your smart
ass hillbilly jokes; we ain't all stupid here in the South."
Flustered,
the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the big guy pipes up, "You
stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your
knee!"
