Reciting the Alphabet
Teacher is in the middle of a lesson and a little girl sticks her hand up.
"Please miss, may I go to the toilet?"
Teacher says just wait until this lesson is finished.
Half an hour later, the same little girl sticks her hand up. "Please miss, may I go to the toilet?"
Oh, very well says the teacher but first you must recite the alphabet.
The little girl begins: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ. Well done says the teacher, but where is the 'P'.
It's running down my leg answered the little girl!
