Nursing Home
Two elderly women in a nursing home were interested in two elderly gentlemen, living in the same home, but try as they might, they couldn't get the attention of the men. Then, one of the women had a brilliant idea. "Why don't we strip off our clothes, and streak past them in the TV room?" The second woman agreed that this might work.
The very next day, they mustered up their courage, took off their clothes, and ran past the two men as fast as they could, giggling all the way.
One man turned to the other and said, "Joe, was that Irma that just ran past us?" The other one said, "I think so, but what the hell was she wearing?"
The first one said, "I don't know, but it sure needs ironing!"
