Last week, God, His Faithful Son, the Pope and Moses and His Messenger
Gabriel had a very important meeting. They were troubled by the President of the
United States' inappropriate behavior. They decided that the only viable course
of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across to
him.
The problem they faced was how to word this new commandment so that it
equaled the other commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great
meditation and discussion, they concluded that number 11 should read:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
