Two surds observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Surd#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Surd#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
Did you hear about the surd that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
