Sign of a Sardar
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind. gets stabbed in a shoot-out. sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. tries to drown a fish in waters. thinks socialism means partying. trips over a
cordless phone. takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts
"Sagittarius." studies for a blood test and fails. sells the car for gas money. misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left",he turns around and goes home. gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
