Police Dogs
Two Police officers George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They’ve only been out a short while when Mary says, “Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and shower, I forgot to put on my knickers on! We have to go back to the station so I can to get them.”
“No problem”, George replies, “We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit dog a quick sniff, and he’ll go fetch them for you.”
It was a hot day and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. The dogs nose shoots between her legs, sniffs and snorts. After 10 seconds of sniffing, the dog’s ears pick up and he sniffs the wind. Then off in a flash he runs towards the station house.
Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido.
Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen.
Fifteen minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido runs rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's dick in his mouth.
Two Police officers George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They’ve only been out a short while when Mary says, “Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and shower, I forgot to put on my knickers on! We have to go back to the station so I can to get them.”
“No problem”, George replies, “We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit dog a quick sniff, and he’ll go fetch them for you.”
It was a hot day and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. The dogs nose shoots between her legs, sniffs and snorts. After 10 seconds of sniffing, the dog’s ears pick up and he sniffs the wind. Then off in a flash he runs towards the station house.
Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido.
Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen.
Fifteen minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido runs rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's dick in his mouth.
