Open wide

Open wide
A guy is having sex with an older girl that he’s picked up at the local disco. They’re on the lounge floor both enjoying themselves when he says, “Spread your legs at little wider.”
So she does.
“A bit wider. Wider!”
“Hey” She says, what the hell are you trying to do? Get your balls in as well?"
“Nope” replies the guy, “I’m trying to get them out.”
 

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